Greatest Movie Series Franchises of All Time The Austin Powers Trilogy Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997). Amazon.com: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery: Mike Myers, Elizabeth Hurley, Michael York, Mimi Rogers: Amazon Digital Services LLC. Austin Powers 1: International Man of Mystery. Standard YouTube License; Movie Austin Powers. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997). International Man of Mystery (1. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1. Jay Roach, 1. 00 minutes. Film Plot Summary The film opened in the year 1. Somewhere outside Las Vegas," where bald Dr. Evil (Mike Myers) (modeled after Blofeld in the James Bond films), first seen stroking a white furry cat (named Mr. Bigglesworth), had an underground lair where he had gathered together six deadly assassins commissioned to kill "Britain's top secret agent" Austin Powers; frustrated by the "freakin' idiots," he reprimanded them and upturned the chairs of four of his henchmen and burned them alive, sparing two of them. The next scene featured Austin "Danger" Powers (also Myers) skipping into view on a sidewalk in London, England in the swingin' 6. Italian boots, and jagged yellowed teeth, where he was pursued by crazed fans and led a marching band and dance group, under the credits. He somersault- flipped himself into a sports car, emblazoned with the British flag, driven by Emma Peel- like Mrs. Kensington (Mimi Rogers), where he muttered his memorable catch- phrase: "Yeah, baby!" Basil Exposition (Michael York) of British Intelligence contacted Powers to inform him that Dr. Evil was "planning a trap" that evening at the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swinger's Club. That evening at the club's "swingin' shindig " with go- go girls, Austin foiled Dr. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) Official Trailer - Mike Myers Comedy HD A 1960s hipster secret agent is brought out of cryofreeze to. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (commonly referred to as just Austin Powers) is a 1997 American spy action comedy film and the first installment of the. Less a parody of the early James Bond film than a parody of the films that parodied the early James Bond films, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery stars Mike. Evil's attempt on his life, by one of the disguised cocktail waitresses. After mis- firing a dart into the back of his own assassin, Dr. Evil escaped onto the rooftop and entered a space- rocket (and its "Cryogenic Freezing" chamber), disguised as a giant Bob's Big Boy statue, and warned: "See you in the future, Mr. Powers" - to "return at a time when free love no longer reigned and greed and corruption ruled again."The year was now 1. Norad Operations Center in Colorado Springs, CO, the Big Boy space rocket was reported as entering the Earth's atmosphere over Nevada. Commander Gilmour (Charles Napier) traveled to London, England, where hairy- chested Powers had volunteered to have himself frozen - "in case Dr. Evil should return" - he was stored in the Celebrity Vault of the Cryogenic Storage Facility within the Ministry of Defense. The ultimate gentleman spy, irresistible to women, deadly to his enemies, a legend in his own time" - was thawed and reanimated, with Basil Exposition and Comm. Gilmour in attendance. Powers was told the Cold War was over, and that "madman on the loose" Dr. Evil was again threatening. His new partner would be "top agent" Miss Kensington (Elizabeth Hurley), Mrs. Kensington's daughter - Powers thought to himself outloud: "I bet she shags like a mink." She would help Powers acclimatize to the 9. Burt Bacharach record, and one Swedish- made penis enlarger pump (with his credit card receipt, warranty card, and a book he authored about using the pump). Dr. Evil had set up his new headquarters in the desert outside Las Vegas, where he revealed how the unfreezing process had caused Mr. Bigglesworth to lose his white fluffy fur - in retaliation, he blamed henchman Mustafa (Will Ferrell) and killed him. He spoke to his remaining associates: militant Salvation Army founder Frau Farbissina (Mindy Sterling) (a parody of Rosa Klebb in From Russia With Love), Korean ex- wrestler and evil handyman Random Task (Joe Son) (a shoe- throwing parody of Oddjob in Goldfinger), ex- Irish assassin Patty O'Brien (Paul Dillon) (a parody of Red Grant in From Russia With Love), and one- eye- patched businessman Number Two (Robert Wagner). Number Two had been running Evil's empire for 3. Virtucon - "the legitimate face of my evil empire." Fifteen years earlier, the company changed from volatile chemicals to the communications industry (owning cable companies in 3. Evil's plan was to blackmail the royal family of Britain ("the wealthiest landowners in the world") by fabricating a story that Prince Charles had an affair outside his marriage and was forced to divorce (an event that had already occurred, making it unfeasable). His second plan was to use a weather- changing machine - a sophisticated heat beam ("laser") to punch a hole in the protective ozone layer, causing ultra- violet rays to penetrate and cause an increase in skin cancer. Number Two also rejected this plan since it had already happened. Evil then said: "Hell, let's just do what we always do - hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage." With the warhead, Evil suggested demanding a ransom of $1 million dollars. Number Two suggested a larger, inflation- based figure (since Virtucon was already making $9 billion a year) - - and the demand was raised to $1. Powers jetted off to Nevada in his "groovy," psychedelically- painted private jumbo jet with Vanessa, while he attempted to seduce her, calling her a "hot chick" and proposing: "Why don't we go in the back and shag?. I've been frozen for 3. I gotta see if my bits and pieces are still working.. My meat and two veg, my twig and berries. Hello lads, you still awake?" She resisted him and told him to give his libido a rest, although he persisted. On his revolving circular bed, he asked her: "Do I make you horny? Randy?" - until she vowed: "I will never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on Earth, and I was the last woman on Earth and the future of the human race depends on our having sex simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you."Dr. Evil was told by Frau Farbissina that his semen had been frozen during his 3. Scott Evil (Seth Green), a Generation- Xer teen who was angered by his father's sudden appearance: ".. I hate you!"; Scott refused a hug and called Evil a "lazy- eyed psycho."In Vegas, Vanessa and Powers shared a casino hotel room only to "keep up the context that we're a married couple on vacation," although he joked: "Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?" When they both unpacked, her gun was three times larger than his, and he reached for his penis- enlarger pump - although again claimed it wasn't his. On their way to the gaming tables, Vanessa told him that Virtucon executives, linked to Evil, were gambling in the casino. Vanessa and Powers joined Number Two and his busty "Italian confidential secretary" Alotta Fagina (Fabiana Udenio) at a blackjack table, introducing themselves as a couple named Richie and Oprah Cunningham. Powers followed Number Two into the men's room, where a Texan cowboy (uncredited Tom Arnold) and Powers sat in adjoining stalls as they took a dump. As Powers avoided being strangled from behind by Patty O'Brien, the Cowboy believed he was straining due to constipation ("Don't force it. You're gonna blow out your O- ring. Drop a lung.. Grab ahold of something, bite your lip, and give it hell. Come on, we're gonna get through this.") Afterwards, he asked: "What did you eat?"After acquiring the warhead, Dr. Evil communicated with delegates in the United Nations Secret Meeting Room and announced his ransom demands - - at first forgetting the correct figure, although they refused as a general policy, to negotiate with terrorists. In their casino hotel room while phoning her mother, Vanessa was advised about Powers: "Women want him, and men want to be him" - - as Powers walked around with his private parts strategically covered by various objects - a magnifying glass, a wine bottle, a water pitcher, etc. At Virtucon's Worldwide Headquarters, Powers spied upon Random Task leaving with Evil's cat, quipping: "I never forget a pussy - cat"; he promised the "beautiful" Vanessa a night on the town - Burt Bacharach serenaded them in person atop an open- topped, double- decker bus as they shared dinner and dancing. Afterwards, they played a game of Twister, and when she became "smashed" and she suggested a kiss, he told her that she was drunk and it wasn't right. Receiving an email (through AOL) from Basil, Powers was instructed to find out what part Evil's Virtucon played in "Project Vulcan" - by visiting Alotta Fagina's penthouse immediately. There, he took photos of the secret plans with a mini- camera, and learned that Project Vulcan consisted of a drill that drove a nuclear warhead deep underground into the Earth's core. When Alotta arrived, she suggested "let me slip into something more comfortable" - and he watched her strip silhouetted behind a screen before she emerged in a tiny bathrobe. She summoned him to join her as she approached her hot- tub and stripped naked ("Come in, and I'll show you everything you need to know"). As she washed him, she found his business card and discovered his true identity - - Austin Powers - - causing her to further seduce him ("In Japan, men come first, and women come second (or sometimes not at all)") with sake ("Sake it to me, baby") and her proposition: "Let's make love, you silly hairy little man". Meanwhile, Dr. Evil feared: "Austin Powers is getting too close." Frau suggested the "ultimate weapon" to defeat him: Fembots (introduced with Nancy Sinatra's singing of "These Boots Were Made For Walking") - beautiful blonde android replicants, wearing white boots and two piece outfits. They were "the latest word in android replicant technology. Lethal, Efficient, Brutal. No man can resist their charms"; they had protruding gunbarrels that emerged from their bikini- covered breasts [the Fembots' brassieres were based on the one worn by Ursula Andress in the cult Italian sci- fi movie The 1. Victim (1. 96. 5)]; - they demonstrated their lethal breast- weapons on emasculated guards. In the British Makeshift Headquarters, Powers was outfitted with a geosynchronous positioning device, and Vanessa proposed some dental enhancements (toothpaste, floss, etc.). Basil suggested that Austin and Vanessa infiltrate Virtucon for on- site reconnaissance during one of its regularly- scheduled tours, disguised as tourists. Dr. Evil and his artificially- created son Scott attended a group therapy session for "fathers and sons," led by therapist (Carrie Fisher), where Scott refused to follow in his father's 'evil' footsteps.
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